Swing for the Fences

Hey Tumbleweeds! I'm Ralph! 21 residing in the land of imagination known as CONNECTICUT. I like awesome stuff! And of course my little gremlin!
I see you tumblr!!! You better fucking take a drink of my drink in my tiki cup!!!! Homework turned to svedka vodka fuck yeah. Is anyone even alive on here?! what the frick dude! WHO IS UP AND LOOKING FOR CONVERSATION?! Also, sidenote, side (space_) note, Balance and fucking Composure sick nasty video playing right now. Seriously though, who wants to talk about LIFE. or pretzels or cars (not really i dont know anything about them) or of course pop punk or drinking or butt sex (not realyl cuz that would hurt i think). Svedka+lemonade=suck it HELLO IS THIS THING ON.

I see you tumblr!!! You better fucking take a drink of my drink in my tiki cup!!!! Homework turned to svedka vodka fuck yeah. Is anyone even alive on here?! what the frick dude! WHO IS UP AND LOOKING FOR CONVERSATION?! Also, sidenote, side (space_) note, Balance and fucking Composure sick nasty video playing right now. Seriously though, who wants to talk about LIFE. or pretzels or cars (not really i dont know anything about them) or of course pop punk or drinking or butt sex (not realyl cuz that would hurt i think). Svedka+lemonade=suck it HELLO IS THIS THING ON.

Sex in the bathroom! Just kidding, more like masturbation or laundry or pooping in the bathroom.

Sex in the bathroom! Just kidding, more like masturbation or laundry or pooping in the bathroom.

kewmeh asked: If any spiders do try to attack you, just dick-slap them.

This. Is. The. Best. Plan. I’ve. Heard……fuckyes

I enjoy the company of myself

Don’t get me wrong, I do. Being able to go off randomly with no plans and just wander throughout the day is a freedom I never want to lose. It’s nice not having to “check in” with anyone or let them know where I am. The fact that at any given moment I can go somewhere and not have a single soul know where I am is something I want forever. But….I guess….just maybe……..it’d be nice to have someone to wander with. To have a conversation with someone without actually speaking. Do nothing with me.